Monday, July 13, 2009

Caption Contest

I just saw this jewel of a picture of the M&M Boys livin' it up in St. Louis last night. They were asking for captions over at the Star Tribune but 99% of the submitted answers were terrible and I thought we here at AH! could do much better.

I'm sure Mauer lost some kind of bet and was forceably dragged out on the town with the Molson-King Morneau. Either way it's kind of nice to see the two out instead of at home doing puzzles and creating new scrapbook pages like I assume they do during most of their free time. If you take a good look at the picture I think it's safe to say Justin is a couple sheets to the wind.

So let's have it. What are your best captions to go along with this fine photo?



7 comments:

TwinsWin83 said...

I guess I'll start:

“Mauer cites pressure to hit .400 as reason for partying so hard in St. Louis. Now known by Captain as ‘Blackout Guy’ “

Winger said...

"Hey Crain and Kubel, Captain Morgan parties with Mauer and Morneau because they don't wear deuschebag graphic t's when they go out!"

soup said...

Morneau wins T shirt in 3rd annual All Star Break pale competition. Mauer gracious in defeat, promises to return paler next year.

Anonymous said...

Morneau found teaming up with the captain to convince Mauer that the key to the Homerun Derby is a Captain bender. Mauer responded with, "Well, um, ya know...OK! LET'S GET F#*$&# UP!" Morneau, "We better get him home."

haasertime said...

twins unveil their new jerseys for the 2010 season. And also, you're drunk.

TwinsWin83 said...

thats a nice Jack Handy reference mike.

jammyman said...

i got completely drunk and kissed my roommate and the captain, and all i got was this t-shirt.