Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Taking Inventory of my Stuff, Life

Monday night I packed up all of my belongings in a U-Haul and moved about a mile north to a newer-to-me, larger apartment on the Northside of Chicago. I am about 3 blocks north of Wrigley Field now and I am liking my new area. During the process of packing up all my worldly possessions I did some inventory on my stuff (read: crap) and have come to a significant conclusion. I am a loser.

Here is a list of possessions, in no particular order that explains my degree of loser-tude

  • I have 4 bats in my apartment - None of them for baseball. Two slow pitch softball bats and two for wiffle ball.
  • I have 3 helmets in my apartment. One for a bike that got stolen, and two for my moped.
  • I own a moped.
  • I have 4 guitars in my apartment - None of them actually play music, they are all plastic and plug into video game systems.
  • I have all 3 current video game systems. Including a Harry Potter game where you sweep the floors using the Wiimote.
  • I have a life size replica Master Chief helmet.
  • My favorite kitchen utensil - this combo spatula/tongs/grabber thing.
  • I have a favorite kitchen utensil.
  • Every single piece of furniture I own can be disassembled and carried by one person.
Feel free to share anything that you are afraid to admit you own. Let it out. It feels good.

4 comments:

TwinsWin83 said...

Dude mopeds rule. I have a yellow one.

I'm a fan of the spork (spoon-fork combo)

I have 2 N64s and and 2 regular nintendos.

A few years ago when I was moving I found a POG collection. I think a POG collection trumps all.

bizmarkie507 said...

you have a master chief helmet? good lord, what level are you online?

bizmarkie507 said...

I also own a florida state jacket that my brother bought me for christmas like 10 years ago. he thought I like fsu not UF.

sorry that wasn't a very good comment.

Daymonster said...

Well see, I was at best buy and the legendary edition of Halo 3 was onsale for 30 bucks a long with some other halo crap for cheap. I bought it all and put it on ebay, some dude was going to pay me about 4 times what I payed for it but never sent the money.

So technically it's not opened, but I don't like having none opened electronics in my apt. It will soon grace my mantle.