Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Taking Inventory of my Stuff, Life

Monday night I packed up all of my belongings in a U-Haul and moved about a mile north to a newer-to-me, larger apartment on the Northside of Chicago. I am about 3 blocks north of Wrigley Field now and I am liking my new area. During the process of packing up all my worldly possessions I did some inventory on my stuff (read: crap) and have come to a significant conclusion. I am a loser.

Here is a list of possessions, in no particular order that explains my degree of loser-tude

  • I have 4 bats in my apartment - None of them for baseball. Two slow pitch softball bats and two for wiffle ball.
  • I have 3 helmets in my apartment. One for a bike that got stolen, and two for my moped.
  • I own a moped.
  • I have 4 guitars in my apartment - None of them actually play music, they are all plastic and plug into video game systems.
  • I have all 3 current video game systems. Including a Harry Potter game where you sweep the floors using the Wiimote.
  • I have a life size replica Master Chief helmet.
  • My favorite kitchen utensil - this combo spatula/tongs/grabber thing.
  • I have a favorite kitchen utensil.
  • Every single piece of furniture I own can be disassembled and carried by one person.
Feel free to share anything that you are afraid to admit you own. Let it out. It feels good.


TwinsWin83 said...

Dude mopeds rule. I have a yellow one.

I'm a fan of the spork (spoon-fork combo)

I have 2 N64s and and 2 regular nintendos.

A few years ago when I was moving I found a POG collection. I think a POG collection trumps all.

bizmarkie507 said...

you have a master chief helmet? good lord, what level are you online?

bizmarkie507 said...

I also own a florida state jacket that my brother bought me for christmas like 10 years ago. he thought I like fsu not UF.

sorry that wasn't a very good comment.

Daymonster said...

Well see, I was at best buy and the legendary edition of Halo 3 was onsale for 30 bucks a long with some other halo crap for cheap. I bought it all and put it on ebay, some dude was going to pay me about 4 times what I payed for it but never sent the money.

So technically it's not opened, but I don't like having none opened electronics in my apt. It will soon grace my mantle.