Monday, October 19, 2009

ALRIGHT HAMILTON'S 500TH POST!!!!!!!

Look at us now. Look at us now. And they said we would never last. But here we are. 500 thought provoking posts later and we're still on the internet.

No one knows exactly how this blog began. Legend has it that in 2007, when the world was a simpler place, Haas wandered into a forest. In this forest he found some gold tablets that told him to go forth and blog. Soon thereafter AH! was formed.

Since it's inception we have been providing the world with discussion on relevant topics, the foremost being baseball and our favorite team, the Minnesota Twins. Though we have poured tens of thousands of words into these topics, you have to be impressed with how little we actually had to say about anything.

George Costanza was once asked why people would watch his show. His reply was simple, "Because it's on TV." And if you asked why people (all nine of you) read AH!, the answer would be similar, "Because it's on the internet."

From Haas:

For better or for worse, we don't have an angle. We're not trying to impose our views upon others. - hell, we hardly express views at all. We're not aspiring journalists or reality show contestants. We're just providing a public service, spreading the joy and the warmth of baseball fandom.

And information. Gobs of information. Thousounds Hundreds Tens A few people land here everyday by Googling stuff like, "Does Joe Mauer have a girlfriend?" and, "My baby waves the homer hanky." Alright Hamilton is were the fans get the information they need.

Perhaps the most mind bottling google qurerie, in different forms, is this:

"What does the Minnesota Twins TC stand for"

People land on here looking for the answer to that question more than a few times. Yet there is no post relating to this information in our archives. Until now.

The TC on the Twins cap stand for Too Cool.

You're welcome.


So feel free to use the comment section to gush about how Alright Hamilton! changed your life. We promise we'll stay humble.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Congratulations to AH! on post number 500.

I enjoyed at least 325 of them.


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Daymonster said...

Thats a high number.

Also I want to be on reality TV.

TwinsWin83 said...

oh the memories...

I think Mark Twain once said it best:
"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were an AH! reader. But I repeat myself."

Atleast we have more legit posts then A-Rod has legit homeruns.

Anonymous said...

I just want to thank Jesus. Jesus and my Mama for making this possible. I'm going to Disney Land!

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