Friday, May 8, 2009

Greater Than, Less Than, Equal to for Friday Nights Game

Justin Morneau > Chris Jakubauskas fastball


Brendan Harris Bat > Nick Punto Bat


Nick Punto glove > or = Brendan Harris Glove


Brendan Harris > Nick Punto


Russell Branyon < Paul Bunyon


Brian Buscher > Hanging curve ball


Mariners 3rd base coach Bruce Hines = Old West Mustache’s


Matt Tolbert > Alexi Casilla


Curve balls > Delmon Young


Bert Blyleven > Night Crawlers


Empty Blue Seats > Twins fans


Scott Baker < Ability to grow facial hair


Robby Incmikoski < Neck Ties


Joe Mauer = Opposite field second row home runs


Metrodome Field Turf < Ichiro


Carlos Gomez < Major League Pitchers


Carlos Gomez = Late-inning defensive replacements


Scott Baker > 0-5 record


Twins season outlook tonight > Twins season outlook last night

8 comments:

Daymonster said...

I get all of those jokes.

TwinsWin83 said...

Thats good cause sometimes you wonder if they read like they sound in your head as your typing them.

Also, you probably have to watch the Twins on FSNorth on a regular basis to understand a couple of them.

Anonymous said...

HA HA. So how often will lastnight's line-up be repeated? It is obviously > our regular line-up. Punto=late inning defensive replacement as well. (hopefully)

-Holmer

Daymonster said...

I'm at the mercy of MLB.tv for the commentators. Usually I get FSNorth but not always.

bizmarkie507 said...

Carlos Gomez has had 6 at bats in the last 8 games. Nobody in major league baseball has worse plate discipline than Gomez. We have 4.5 every day outfielders.

The above three factors = why in god's name is Carlos Gomez not in Rochester? Are the Twins attempting to make this guy into a bust?

BradDad said...

Twins bullpen < good enough to win

:(

TwinsWin83 said...

Michael Cuddyer > You

Heres a cool story about Michael Cuddyer and the Twins

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?columnist=kurkjian_tim&id=4149888

jammyman said...

Michael Restovich > Carlos Gomez