Tuesday, April 21, 2009

An important message from Joe Mays

Hi folks, Joe Mays here. I have something really important I want to talk you about. Every year thousands of motorists cause accidents by driving while talking on their cells phones. This is just plain dumb. You are not only a hazard to yourself, but a hazard to others. I didn't make it to the 2001 all-star game by driving and dialing. So be smart and...

...Oh, hello

WHAT TH...



*gurgle*

Hellllllo. It's me! The Kinetico Water Systems girl! You might recognize me from the advertisement on the backstop of the Metrodome during the 7th inning.

Boy, sure is unfortunate what happened to Joe Mays just now. I just don't know how he accidentally thrust his neck on to my scissors seven times. Truly unfortunate.

Anyway, watcha doin? You want some water? Do you? DO YOU? good I have some for you. I ran out of regular water bottles so I had to put the water in this bottle of Drano. Also, it looks and tastes like Drano. But that's because it's magic water! It will make you stong. Don't you wanna be strong? DON'T YOU?

Fine, don't have any of my water. Malachi is going to be very disappointed in me.

5 comments:

TwinsWin83 said...

Wait...I dont understand. Is Joe Mays ok?

haasertime said...

stare into her eyes and you'll know the answer.

Karleeee said...

LOL epic win....

well epic fail for Joe Mays.
Jose Morales better watch his back.....

Daymonster said...

anyone else notice that you can get to AH by going to alright-hamilton.com

but don't try alrighthamilton.com because thats some dumb persons blog

soup said...

I don't not suggest staring into her eyes. That is unless you want eternal damnation for your soul.

I like the new web address. It's fancy.