Monday, February 11, 2008

Geography is the Bees Knees

By Soup

In case you haven’t noticed, geography is really cool. Geography invented maps. Geography was invented by Walter F. Geography. Here are some more awesome things about geography

Greenland is a Danish province. So is Denmark a North American country? It’s something to think about, NATO.

The Mongolian Stock Exchange is the world’s number one stock exchange for claustrophobic investment bankers.

Indiana, Michigan, and Ohio are not in the Midwest…well, not since before the Louisiana Purchase. Look at a map. What’s wrong with the Mideast?

Alien Vs Predator has a lot of explaining to do, because scientists have never discovered a large Aztec like pyramid under Antarctica. Scientists still have no idea where Predators hunt Aliens every 100 years for their coming of age ritual.

The most remote island in the world is Bouvet Island in the south Atlantic. It’s claimed by Norway and uninhabited. I guess Scandinavian countries like useless glacier covered islands (see Greenland).

Bouvet Island is the current headquarters for the Rondell White fan club

Bouvet Island motto: “At least we’re not Faribault.”

Bouvet Island’s geography is described as desolate, glacier covered, and Marlin’s-weekday-afternoon-game like.

Bouvet Island’s state tree: drift wood.

I am officially the world’s foremost Bouvet Island related comedian.

There are 918 members of the United Nations Peacekeeping Force patrolling the buffer zone between Cyprus and the de facto Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus. Just remember that the next time your job feels pointless.


haasertime said...

Tom Kelly and bouvet island were created during the same volcanic event. They are both old, icy and rarely seen.

is that really a marlins game? there is like 5 people there.

minnesota isn't really mid-west, we're more like north central. or, The North.

did you know that north america is moving west at about the same rate that a finger nail grows. And you thought there were a lot of asians in California now..

Daymonster said...

you kids see this .

haasertime said...

yeah. $7 million is a cheap price for the 2008 AL Cy Young winner.

TwinsWin83 said...

haha. Im always up for a good Fairbault slam.

I thought for a minute there I was reading a transcript from a Common Man radio show.

TwinsWin83 said...

7 Million $ is pretty expensive for the next Sidney Ponson.