Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Seriously, What is Joe Mauer's IQ?

I came across this advertisement on ESPN while reading about how Boof is most likely out for the entire 2009 season.


QuizYou says Joe Mauer's IQ is 114, but Major League IQ says it's 122. So which is it?

Either way, there are a couple things we can tell from this. A) Joe Mauer is smarter than the average Minnesota Twins fan. B) The average Minnesota Twins fan is smarter than the average person (Avg. IQ =100). Not that's something that we didn't know. I hear the average IQ of a White Sox fan is in the low 60s. Just saying.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

think you got the numbers reversed for the White Sox fans ....

just sayin'

Daymonster said...

"numbers reversed for the White Sox fans"? you mean instead of 60 you think it's 06?

Oh snap!

Anonymous said...

BURN.

tfrezac2002 said...

I may be giving them too much credit, but White Sox fans might not be dumb before the game. But with each beer and delicious Kosher dog they consume their IQ drops a good 10 points.

Anonymous said...

How about the IQ of the folks at Lindy's Baseball Preview (available for $7.99 at newsstands everywhere)?

In this year's preview, they pick the Twins to win the division (not too far-fetched) and they pick this guy to win AL manager of the year: Jim Gardenhire.

At least they didn't say it was Toby.


FrontRowSeats

Daymonster said...

FrontRow,

I definitely thought you message was spam at first.

Anonymous said...

This is my favorite post of the day. Good work, daymonster. Any time someone can work mockery of Google Ads and White Sox fans into the same 9-sentence post it is a very good day.