Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Wednesday Notes: MS Paint Edition

By Michael Haas

I think that TV and cable companies should start focusing on really fast remote controls. Digital cable sucks because one cannot flip fast. Flipping fast in flippin' great.





This is pretty self-explanatory. The Twins signed Craig Monroe yesterday, even though they don't have a position for him to play.



I think I'm going to start creating facebook events for everything I do.



While watching 'Intervention,' I realized that people on reality shows can't possibly act normally with a camera in their face all the time. It's all so fake.






Led Zeppelin reunited on Monday night for one concert. Apparently they rocked. Big surprise.







8 comments:

Daymonster said...

officially the best AH post ever... I am thinking new format????

Daymonster said...

I hope monroe doesn't suck and therefor gets to play. Or we drop him before Spring Training and only pay him a fraction of the contract.

k-bro said...

I'm totally with you on the fast flipping. They really need to work on that -- slow flipping is unacceptable.

haasertime said...

yeah, i hope monroe doesnt suck. we should cut him, or trade him for Phil Hughes, Melky Cabrera and Ian Kennedy.

thats for agreeing, k-bro. down with comcast and digital cable! I want to flip as fast as troys old remote.

i want at least 4 flips per second.

frontrowseats said...

Some words you can make using the letters in Craig Monroe's name:

CARRION
ENIGMA
MORE NO

not good signs

Daymonster said...

Also,

MORONIC RAGE!
CARING ROMEO.
A NICER GROOM.
CAMEO OR RING?
MINOR RACE, GO!
NO MORE CIGAR!

Anonymous said...

some people named mike obviously have to much time on their hands. Maybe you should get a hobby like knitting or under water basket weaving would be some good choices.

Anonymous said...

Troy's remote is one of the wonders of the world. I could flip fast all day with that thing.