Friday, June 26, 2009

Garenhire's Banal Tweets

Wish we got to see Lohse. Cuddy said he'd pay to see me walk out to the mound and try to take him out of the game.
9:28pm, Thursday Jun 25th from web
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Headed to StL with the team. scheduled to play cardinals, a local baseball team. (omg MJ! rip!)
5:34pm, Thursday Jun 25th from mobile
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@realPUNTO8: Can't stay mad at u. Sux not havin' middle infield depth, but can't fault U for battlin'
4:19am, Thursday Jun 25th from mobile
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I wish Todd Coffey would have been creamed.
10:08pm, Wednesday Jun 24th from web
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@realPUNTO8: remember when I said you'd be my starting shortstop if we re-signed you?
9:51am, Wednesday Jun 24th from web
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Brendan Harris's tweets suck. First user to ever be kicked off Twitter for unoriginality.
11:45pm, Tuesday Jun 23rd from web

3 comments:

soup said...

Ha. I don't know what Harris is talking about. Those Tweets are anything but banal

Tricia said...

Love the one about Cuddy daring Gardy to take Lohse out of the game. It made me laugh out loud.

TwinsWin83 said...

I always loved that one.