Friday, November 7, 2008

Skol Vikings: A Google Image Search

by Soup

At times, AH! has been accused of being a bit condescending. This may, in part, be due to our preference for the "sophisticated" game of baseball over those "neanderthalic unwashed" that prefer the NFL. To dispel any of these false assumptions, we are happy to provide a tribute to the wonderful Vikings fans found via google image search.




"This blog smells like updog." Yeah, this guy invented that joke. Oh, and he did it wearing a Gary Anderson jersey. What have you done with your life, big shot?



Hi!!!! Hello!!!! Hi!!!!! This Vikes fan is friennnnnnnnndly. You may know him better by his screen name DrDragonTickler69. He loves the Vikings. More than you. Oh, you think you like the Vikes more than him? How many Vikings players have restraining orders against you? Well, this fan has nine. Nine players on the Vikings roster have restraining orders against this him. Yeah, they'll never understand. He also owns an awesome telescope that can see further than any restraining order. His favorite food is DQ ice cream cake with Skol Vikings frosting.



This guy is a Vikings fan and has the tattoo to prove it. Before this tattoo, his chiseled bicep was just a chiseled bicep. Similarly,the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel was just a ceiling until Michelangelo Buonarroti was given a chance to paint his masterpiece. It is my hope that many tank-tops and wifebeaters come this fans way. For his gorgeously tattooed bicep aught to be displayed proudly for all to enjoy.

Additionally, he likes sailing. You can clearly see that from his T-shirt. He also likes his nipples, They are appropriately emphasized by pictures of life-saving flotation rings in the pattern of his shirt.


This man clearly has a lot of purple pride. He wants a new stadium. He also hates the new-stadiumless Dakotas. This fan is proud to be pictured here with all of his friends. He is the president of the Vikings Windsock/Hat Wearing Chemotherapy Patient Fan Club. In this picture we see his ability to call his mom for a ride home despite the inclement weather conditions. A brave soul, this one.

15 comments:

haasertime said...

amazing. We should start a dating site for single purple fans. God, it would be priceless. We could call it "Vikings-single Option: where fans meet for love" subtext: and beer.
Or at least a fake dating site.

They should hang up that sign at the Minnesota History Museum, just like they did with the Frankie Sweet Music Viola sign. NEW STADIUM YES. sounds like yoda. Become the third dakota, we must not.

bizmarkie507 said...

brilliant haas. please, lets make this happen.

Daymonster said...

I'm down...

Also I need help with a drinking game thing. I made a plinko board (ala price is right) for something for work. I re-painted it now and I want to turn it into a drinking game for someones birthday party tonight.

What should the slots at the bottom be for. I have two ideas but am open to suggestions.

One is to put shot glasses at the bottom. A couple filled with booze, a couple filled with beer, a couple filled with water and one or two with disgusting shots. You drop your plinko chip and take what ever it lands on.

Second idea, is have it say "take 3 drinks", "give 3 drinks" etc for various amounts. Then each person gets 4 or 5 plinko chips and then at the end of their turn they give and take how ever many drinks they have to.

This is for tonight so any help in the next few hours would be great.

Holmer said...

monster, I think you have nailed the drinking-game formula. Made a PLINKO board? Wow, a fantastic way to encourage a crowd to pour booze down their throats without even realizing what has happened til its too late.

We should suggest this option for the dating service, great date.

That guy with the Dakota sign, priceless.

bizmarkie507 said...

the first i dea is the best but it might get messy having the plinko disc splash the shotglasses. either idea is pretty solid though.

Daymonster said...

well I was thinking it stops just short of the glass, but the slot corresponds to the glass below it.

bizmarkie507 said...

nice yeah go with idea number 1

Daymonster said...

I did the first oneand it was a big success, except I didnt make any "discusting shots" and didnt have any waters... it was either a shot of beer or a shot of something, and you had to do at least two plinko chips

TwinsWin83 said...

boy the rubes were out in full force today...

Whats worse then a dome full of vikings rubes in their randy moss jerseys and wranglers? A dome half full of Vikings rubes and half full of Brett Favre-worshiping Packer rubes.

TwinsWin83 said...

If there is a better example of the kind of rubes that show up to Vikings/Packers games then this article Id like to see it:

http://www.twincities.com/ci_10943122?nclick_check=1

haasertime said...

oh my god that is too good. i edited the post to include that video. Priceless.

Holmer said...

Wow. Video. Wow.

PUUURPLE!

soup said...

hahaha

bizmarkie507 said...

hey guys check out this pic i found on facebook of that one douche

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v338/77/58/144700618/n144700618_30839077_3266.jpg

check out his left wrist hahahaha

tfrezac2002 said...

My least favorite thing about MN: fans of the vikings, my second least: The vikings themselves. My third least, drunk ass holes who should be vikings fans at Twins games.