Thursday, October 4, 2007

Breaking News: Morneau to propose to his gal

An Alright Hamilton! exclusive

This evening, Twins first basemen Justin Morneau and his girlfriend are scheduled to do the "let's play hockey!" thing before the start of the Wild game. He plans to propose marriage to her around that time, right in front of everyone.

You've been scooped, C.J.

AH! wonders how this will affect his performance in 2008, and if Joe will be the Best Man.



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11 comments:

haasertime said...

is this shoddy reporting? should we leave the players personal lives to themselves?

i say no, simply because he is going to propose in front of like 20,000 people. thats not very private.

now we can never make fun of the rubes who propose on the jumbotron at sporting events.

TwinsWin83 said...

Morneau blames his downfall on the homerun derby but I blame it on the girlfriend. This cant be good news.

Anonymous said...

Pills:
Geez haas youre real twins insider, you must know so one deep on the inside

brex said...

It's more like 18,500 people. (I was at the Wild game last night)

Where is the CJ article, I didn't see it on her list?

I agree, this is not good news.

Anonymous said...

So did he do it?

Anonymous said...

so0o does any1 know if he popped the question or what?!

Anonymous said...

no, he didn't.

saturday

Anonymous said...

wtf???!!!!!!

haasertime said...

CJ got scooped by AH!

that means we got the scoop before she did. she's the ultimate celeb gossip columnist in the cities but we got it before she did.

and the 20k takes into account the employees, players and media members also present at the game.

bizmarkie507 said...

watch morneau retire in two years to spend his days being ghey with his wife and playing hockey for kicks.

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