Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Lost Posts: Terrible Haircuts

Editors note: There's nothing else happenin on this Wednesday, so we figured we'd post this old story by Bizmarkie507. Perhaps commentators can help finish this post.


why is it that humans never learn? the sixties had terrible bee hive disasters such as:

11 comments:

haasertime said...

ohhh i know where youre goin with this, waters.

80's - flock of seagulls, mullets

90's - jennifer anistons hair? idk

00's - long bangs

Daymonster said...

remember this one? http://www.kidzworld.com/img/upload/poll/271/f992626122859.jpg

haasertime said...

oh gosh, yea i remember that one. i remember when many of us kids in 2nd 3rd or 4th grade switched from a mullet to a bowl cut. cutting edge.

bizmarkie507 said...

yeah, penis cuts was nineties. I was going to gripe about stupid emo, or scene kid haircuts of today. and also every bandmember who has played on conan o'brien over the past 3 years. I hate those haircuts, and alot of non musicians I see are starting to sport these hairdos as well.

Afros are the only crazy hairstyle that have stood the test of time and always will.


haha, I forgot about this post that I never finished. way to bring it to life.

brex said...

I refused to cut my hair into anything but a bowl cut from 3rd to 5th grade. That I know for sure.

What's stupid emo and scene kid?Are you referring to messy punkish hair wuter?

Yes, a huge afro will never get old.

What about marge simpson hair? Is that an omage to the 60's beehive?

haasertime said...

yea waters, thats extreme emo hair. some lame bands these days just have normal haircuts but long bangs that hang in to their eyes. they look stupid.

TwinsWin83 said...

I was always one for the simple buzz cut topped off with lighting bolts on each side.

Anonymous said...

first of all, jocks who do nothing but talk about/play sports know nothing about fashion and hair styles. I'll give you the "flock of seaguls" but the jennifer aniston and the long side bangs are in every fashion magazine. Not only that, im pretty sure victoria beckham is one of the hottest women i know with the best hair(and im a straight female :) ) I could sit here all day and name off all the famous women who at one time sported or now sport the hair do's, but you'd still be a bunch of ignorant man who only stare at our chests and never look at our faces! Thanks so much for your time!

Anonymous said...

YOU GO GIRL, I agree with you. And the sad part is, most of those guys cannot tell when their girlfriends or wives do something new with their hair. We do it to look good for ourselves and to feel good at least men could do is tell us we look good.

haasertime said...

we were talking about guys hair, for the most part.

and unless you know us, please don't call us ignorant. please don't stereotype us in with the "jocks who know nothing" that you know. i build my life around complimenting girls in a genuine way.

i think waters's main point was that flashy hair on the cutting edge of style often looks silly a few years down the road.


someone buy these nice anonymous people a flashlight so they can find a clue.

bizmarkie507 said...

she called me a jock.

lol.