Pro:
Free Floss
Con:
Waiting room
Pro:
Dental health
Con:
poke-happy dentists
Pro:
Informative article in waiting room magazine
Con:
Insurance companies!
Pro:
Stimulating conversation with friendly hygienists
Con:
Trouble feigning interest in lame hygienists story on account of things in mouth
Pro:
Firm, approving handshake with dentist satisfies good visit
Con:
Jagged cardboard strips in mouth during x-rays make toes curl
Pro:
"No, I live in the city- - I get plenty of fluoride from my tap water."
Con:
After staring embarrassingly at feet for 20 minutes, realizing it's time to buy new shoes
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Pros and Cons: Going To the Dentist
Posted by haasertime at 11:45 PM
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PS: Are you saying watching the Twins in Detroit is like going to the dentist?
"Con:
After staring embarrassingly at feet for 20 minutes, realizing it's time to buy new shoes"
I'm not so sure that's a con. It's like when a friend tells you that you have food in your teeth. Sure, it's embarrassing at the time, but you're happy it got pointed out. Saves yourself from future embarrassment.
I never really minded going to the dentist as a child. Mainly because he looks exactly like the original Batman, Adam West.
ESPN... the twins have "they've cornered the market on spunk."
gross.
spunk
Is it really that bad? You either need to find a dentist with hotter hygienists or at least, more competent ones.
nah its not that bad, trav. If you look at all the Cons, they're mostly pretty silly.
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