Michael Cuddyer. Baby I love you. I did you wrong.
I said things about yous dat aint true. Baby, I was confused. I thought you only mashed that one year. In 2006 you were between two good lefties and did some real good. Now dis year be like the remix.
Being a productive right-handed hitter between two of the best left-handed hitters in the league in 2006, shame on you. Being a productive right-handed hitter between two of the best left-handed hitters in the league in 2009, shame on me. Baby I underestimated your ability to hit right-handed betwixt two really good lefties.
I don't want to be that over-examitory about performances and magic tricks. But your performances (and I assume magic tricks) have been terrific this season. So, thank you. I love your magic. Like a lot. So thank you.
If you would all excuse me, I would like to whisper some sweet-nothings to Joe Mauer now.
Friday, September 25, 2009
Cuddyer appology
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7 comments:
we could probably do an apology segment to almost everyone on the Twins.
anyone wanna write something for the tigers series kickoff? I've got nothin.
you could also write an apology to me to for being the only one that tried to stay positive this season when shit got tough.
Common Mike, you all ripped my head off when I said the team that could rip of 10 wins in 12 games would be the factor in the division. My math isnt great but I think the Twins have won 10 of their last 12.
dont you have some real estate to sell me on the moon?
yeah you were right and I was wrong. But you can't really blame my reasoning. They had just lost Morneau and featured two rookies in their rotation. Their longest winning streak was 4 games.
Anyone watching the game tonight?
why? are the twins playing tonight? I hadnt heard.
gold star for Foss
Excellent.
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