Bears will kill you. They have big claws and teeth. Killing machines is what they are. They're gunna-git-ya.
The bad news is: They have become even more mangy. Witness:
It's LITERALLY gunna git ya, you guys!!!!!!!
Bears will kill you. They have big claws and teeth. Killing machines is what they are. They're gunna-git-ya.
Posted by soup at 9:23 AM
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send that to stephen colbert
That mauling could have totally been prevented had the trainer just karate-chopped the shit out of that bear.
Yeah, but then there would have been shit all over the place.
There's a good life lesson to take from that video: if you're ever about to appear on a polish television show with a bear, make sure he sees you before you sit next to him. Always remember that, kids.
"if you're ever about to appear on a polish television show with a bear, make sure he sees you before you sit next to him."
Yeah, that's Bear 101. It's like don't walk behind a horse.
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