I was going to write some Twins news stories, but I just wrote the headlines for news stories instead. It's a lot easier. Feel free to add on your own headlines.
Blackburn loses it in the 8th, eats Blizzard
Kubel shuns spotlight, request national media respect his privacy.
Harris calls Gardenhire's Tweets 'banal', gets benched
Austin girl optimistic about Mauer's Facebook friend acceptance.
Punto relieved burglars left slip-n-slide, no leads on cars or furniture
Gomez claims he knew all along that "Chase for 400" was not the sequel to "300," Redmond disputes.
Gomez and Tolbert chess matched delayed indefinitely for trampoline jumping
Gardenhire to be keynote speaker at the 2009 SABR convention
Casilla's instructional camp produces back-to-back-to-back NAIA champions
A couple of other actual headlines from this week
Monkey urinates on Zambian president
Money quote: "You have urinated on my jacket," a startled Banda told the monkey, one of many that makes their home in the trees outside his offices.
Oh, Zambia
Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips
We've all been there. Don't judge.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
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5 comments:
Haha, nice.
Matt Tolbert is now hitting .160. do we really have NOTHING to replace him with?
I mean, I know Gardy loves his pesky go-getting attitude, but hitting .160 and being in the every day lineup is just inexcusable. I just can't believe we have no better option than Tolbert at second right now. yikes.
we have a better option at second base: nick punto. Tolbert hadn't been starting lately at second until punto got all banged up.
very nice post soup. let's try top turn each one of those headlines into a goofy article
Biz, has the Twolves boycot ended?
oh it ended the minute McHale was demoted from President to just head coach.
R-U-B-I-O!
I'll write about my thoughts of the draft. It seems like people have started to somewhat care about the TWolves again.
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