Justin Morneau > Chris Jakubauskas fastball
Brendan Harris Bat > Nick Punto Bat
Nick Punto glove > or = Brendan Harris Glove
Brendan Harris > Nick Punto
Russell Branyon < Paul Bunyon
Brian Buscher > Hanging curve ball
Mariners 3rd base coach Bruce Hines = Old West Mustache’s
Matt Tolbert > Alexi Casilla
Curve balls > Delmon Young
Bert Blyleven > Night Crawlers
Empty Blue Seats > Twins fans
Scott Baker < Ability to grow facial hair
Robby Incmikoski < Neck Ties
Joe Mauer = Opposite field second row home runs
Metrodome Field Turf < Ichiro
Carlos Gomez < Major League Pitchers
Carlos Gomez = Late-inning defensive replacements
Scott Baker > 0-5 record
Twins season outlook tonight > Twins season outlook last night
Friday, May 8, 2009
Greater Than, Less Than, Equal to for Friday Nights Game
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I get all of those jokes.
Thats good cause sometimes you wonder if they read like they sound in your head as your typing them.
Also, you probably have to watch the Twins on FSNorth on a regular basis to understand a couple of them.
HA HA. So how often will lastnight's line-up be repeated? It is obviously > our regular line-up. Punto=late inning defensive replacement as well. (hopefully)
-Holmer
I'm at the mercy of MLB.tv for the commentators. Usually I get FSNorth but not always.
Carlos Gomez has had 6 at bats in the last 8 games. Nobody in major league baseball has worse plate discipline than Gomez. We have 4.5 every day outfielders.
The above three factors = why in god's name is Carlos Gomez not in Rochester? Are the Twins attempting to make this guy into a bust?
Twins bullpen < good enough to win
:(
Michael Cuddyer > You
Heres a cool story about Michael Cuddyer and the Twins
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?columnist=kurkjian_tim&id=4149888
Michael Restovich > Carlos Gomez
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