Alright Hamilton! Great Summary

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Basically you can enter in a website and it will tell you the most important pieces of information using their "patented algorithm." You can say how many sentences you want GreatSummary to summarize your page in, anywhere from 1 sentence to 100.

Let's see how well it works. Here is the most important sentence from the following websites.

Alright Hamilton!:
Ron Gardenhire was fired today as manager of the Minnesota Twins, just one day after finishing 2nd in the AL Manager of the Year voting.

Minnesota Twins Official Website:
The following are trademarks or service marks of Major League Baseball entities and may be used only with permission of Major League Baseball Properties, Inc. or the relevant Major League Baseball entity: Major League, Major League Baseball, MLB, the silhouetted batter logo, World Series, National League, American League, Division Series, League Championship Series, All-Star Game, and the names, nicknames, logos, uniform designs, color combinations, and slogans designating the Major League Baseball clubs and entities, and their respective mascots, events and exhibition

CNN:
Tools & Widgets

ESPN:
Pontiac wants you to decide which school wins the weekly Pontiac Game Changing Performance

Saved by the Bell: (wikipedia)
The Good Morning, Miss Bliss episodes were edited to include openings to match the Saved by the Bell episodes, as well as introductions by Zack explaining that the episodes occurred in junior high (these episodes are sometimes billed as Saved by the Bell: The Junior High Years

See? Now you know everything there is to know about the News, Sports, and Saved By the Bell.