Monday night I packed up all of my belongings in a U-Haul and moved about a mile north to a newer-to-me, larger apartment on the Northside of Chicago. I am about 3 blocks north of Wrigley Field now and I am liking my new area. During the process of packing up all my worldly possessions I did some inventory on my stuff (read: crap) and have come to a significant conclusion. I am a loser.
Here is a list of possessions, in no particular order that explains my degree of loser-tude
- I have 4 bats in my apartment - None of them for baseball. Two slow pitch softball bats and two for wiffle ball.
- I have 3 helmets in my apartment. One for a bike that got stolen, and two for my moped.
- I own a moped.
- I have 4 guitars in my apartment - None of them actually play music, they are all plastic and plug into video game systems.
- I have all 3 current video game systems. Including a Harry Potter game where you sweep the floors using the Wiimote.
- I have a life size replica Master Chief helmet.
- My favorite kitchen utensil - this combo spatula/tongs/grabber thing.
- I have a favorite kitchen utensil.
- Every single piece of furniture I own can be disassembled and carried by one person.
4 comments:
Dude mopeds rule. I have a yellow one.
I'm a fan of the spork (spoon-fork combo)
I have 2 N64s and and 2 regular nintendos.
A few years ago when I was moving I found a POG collection. I think a POG collection trumps all.
you have a master chief helmet? good lord, what level are you online?
I also own a florida state jacket that my brother bought me for christmas like 10 years ago. he thought I like fsu not UF.
sorry that wasn't a very good comment.
Well see, I was at best buy and the legendary edition of Halo 3 was onsale for 30 bucks a long with some other halo crap for cheap. I bought it all and put it on ebay, some dude was going to pay me about 4 times what I payed for it but never sent the money.
So technically it's not opened, but I don't like having none opened electronics in my apt. It will soon grace my mantle.
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